Post by EarlyBird on Mar 10, 2008 0:29:17 GMT 9.5
I am so Ill and I wanted to write a blackadder script thing. So here we are. Hope I get better soonxxx *hugs*
Queenie: Where's Edmund?
Melchy: I don't know your majesty.
Queenie: Anyway...where are all my presents?
Melchy: Presents Ma'am but of course. (hands her a large box).
Queenie: What is it? (curiously).
Melchy: Open it and find out Madame.
Queenie: (opens it) Cake?
Melchy: Read the writing Ma'am.
Queenie: It's a bit smudged...You're simply the best Queen ever. (grins) I agree with that Melchy.
Melchy: And? (gestures back to the cake).
Queenie: And you have the prettiest nosey in the whole of the kingdom. (smiles and then frowns) Go find Edmund this minute or I'll have your block knocked off!
Melchy: Majesty (bows and walks out).
Nursie: You always did like Birthday cake pumpkin. You always used to eat it before anyone else had the chance.
Queenie: Mouths open Nursie should be shut.
Edmund: (hurries in) Ma'am...you wanted to see me.
Queenie: Yes (waits).
Edmund: About what?
Queenie: You haven't forgot what day it is have you? (sternly).
Edmund: No no no no no Ma'am...It's erm...
Queenie: (slaps Nursies Hands away as she tries to take some cake).
Edmund: Er...
Queenie: Well...
Edmund: (tries to look inside the box).
Queenie: (closes it) Hurry up!
Edmund: Your...your...erm...Birthday?
Queenie: Yes! (smiles) And here I was thinking you'd forgotten (stands).
Edmund: Me? Forget your birthday...never.
Queenie: Where's my present? You did get me a present didn't you?
Edmund: Yes...yes of course Ma'am. It's just being dropped off. It's too big to get in here you see.
Queenie: Is it a pink pony?
Edmund: No...
Queenie: Or...an elephant?
Edmund: No...
Queenie: Oh Edmund you didn't get me a scrummy husband did you? (grins).
Edmund: Er...yes I did. A mail order husband.
Queenie: Really?
Edmund: No. But you will see it soon. Excuse me (hurries off). Baldrick!
Queenie: Where's Edmund?
Melchy: I don't know your majesty.
Queenie: Anyway...where are all my presents?
Melchy: Presents Ma'am but of course. (hands her a large box).
Queenie: What is it? (curiously).
Melchy: Open it and find out Madame.
Queenie: (opens it) Cake?
Melchy: Read the writing Ma'am.
Queenie: It's a bit smudged...You're simply the best Queen ever. (grins) I agree with that Melchy.
Melchy: And? (gestures back to the cake).
Queenie: And you have the prettiest nosey in the whole of the kingdom. (smiles and then frowns) Go find Edmund this minute or I'll have your block knocked off!
Melchy: Majesty (bows and walks out).
Nursie: You always did like Birthday cake pumpkin. You always used to eat it before anyone else had the chance.
Queenie: Mouths open Nursie should be shut.
Edmund: (hurries in) Ma'am...you wanted to see me.
Queenie: Yes (waits).
Edmund: About what?
Queenie: You haven't forgot what day it is have you? (sternly).
Edmund: No no no no no Ma'am...It's erm...
Queenie: (slaps Nursies Hands away as she tries to take some cake).
Edmund: Er...
Queenie: Well...
Edmund: (tries to look inside the box).
Queenie: (closes it) Hurry up!
Edmund: Your...your...erm...Birthday?
Queenie: Yes! (smiles) And here I was thinking you'd forgotten (stands).
Edmund: Me? Forget your birthday...never.
Queenie: Where's my present? You did get me a present didn't you?
Edmund: Yes...yes of course Ma'am. It's just being dropped off. It's too big to get in here you see.
Queenie: Is it a pink pony?
Edmund: No...
Queenie: Or...an elephant?
Edmund: No...
Queenie: Oh Edmund you didn't get me a scrummy husband did you? (grins).
Edmund: Er...yes I did. A mail order husband.
Queenie: Really?
Edmund: No. But you will see it soon. Excuse me (hurries off). Baldrick!
