One *not* regular day in Miranda's Richardson life
Feb 23, 2011 7:00:46 GMT 9.5
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Post by Kath_Richardson on Feb 23, 2011 7:00:46 GMT 9.5
well the next story that u are about to read started why a simple joke that made my friend msshayxpear xD... about the seriouness of our queen Mrs. Richardson =D!! that she should do more comedy roles... well anyways i'll leave here the story so you can enjoy it... it's like role play in msn xD! enjoy it *O*
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
joker: why so serious?
*manda: *shuts door in face*
:[ Lady Van Tassel.- "Watch Your Head":
*manda: "im not that serious" ¬¬
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
*joker: knocks on door
*manda: *into phone* security theres a crazy clown pounding on my door...
:[ Lady Van Tassel.- "Watch Your Head":
*police:- "o.o"... Mrs... which was ur last name?... my phone ID says Mrs. Richardson, is that correct?
manda:- yes!! theres a crazy clown pounding on my door...
police:- why dont u cut his head?
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
*Manda: Officer that isnt funny! I'm being serious!!!
*Joker: *shouting* Whhyyyyyyyyy Sooooooo Seeeeeeeerious
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
*Manda: *to joker* I'm not Sirius... I'm Rita! *turns back to ph, dialtone* hello???
:[ Lady Van Tassel.- "Watch Your Head":
*police:- jokers... they dont see that this line is for emergencies.. ¬o¬
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
*Manda: *hangs up phone with slightly too much force* Useless security...
:[ Lady Van Tassel.- "Watch Your Head":
*joker:- *blows the door with some explosives* wakey wakey mrs. richardson!!! u must start being more funny
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
*Manda - O.o *runs for fire escape*
:[ Lady Van Tassel.- "Watch Your Head":
**20 minutes later, the cops arrive xD*
*officer:- she was so serious.. and we didnt belive her o.o
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
*Manda: Look what he did to my door! Theres no way im getting my security deposit back after that!
:[ Lady Van Tassel.- "Watch Your Head":
*officer:- its ur fault è___é !! u should do more serious roles
**note; the cop its a sadist and he finds funny lady V =D*
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
*Manda: *scowls* well i hope you catch the pyscho...
**gets a curtain and hangs it across door*
:[ Lady Van Tassel.- "Watch Your Head":
*officer:- well... are you sure it was a clown? D:
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
*Manda: Of course I'm sure! He had green hair... a purple suit... messy white makeup... and some really weird scar on his mouth
:[ Lady Van Tassel.- "Watch Your Head":
*officer: that's the joker o.o! thats impossible.. u must stop doing movies D:! u think you live in one
manda: *she gives a slap on the face to the officer xD*
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
*manda: stomps off and goes inside the curtain
:[ Lady Van Tassel.- "Watch Your Head":
*officer:- you are under arrest, you hit an officer! D:... that's against the law
manda:- *she runs into her room, takes a brunette wig and a gun =D, and starts running for her life xD*
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
*manda: *climbs down the fire escape again and puts on wig, hide gun in bag*
**hails a cab and tells driver where to go in a scottish accent*
*manda: *gets driver to go to airport*
**gets ticket for next flight and sweet talks the guy into not searching her bag*
:[ Lady Van Tassel.- "Watch Your Head":
*xD
*guy:- so why are you leavin' the country? o.o..... *he recognizes her* OMG!! you are THE miranda richardson *all the cops look at them*
manda:- you are a complete... idiot *queen of hearts voice*
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
*manda: im not Miranda Richatdson.... look at my passport... Amanda Wilkinson..
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
**cops stop looking*
*flight attendant: "Oh. Sorry Miss Wilkinson. Right this way..."
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
*Manda: *falls asleep on plane, wakes up*
*Lady: Uh... dear... your hair...
*Manda: *looks in mirror, wig is askew*
:[ Lady Van Tassel.- "Watch Your Head" // LOOOOL :
*Manda:- o.o... gosh i forgot this little detail
lady: is the bathroom occupied??
Manda:- Of course its f*** occupied, what kind of question is?? *very scottish accent*
*Manda: *scottish accent* excuse me *goes to fix wig*
:[ Lady Van Tassel.- "Watch Your Head" // LOOOOL:
**5 minutes latter =D! manda comes back and the flight attendant approaches her* you look very familiar to me D:.. are you an artist or something? D:
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
*Manda: *smiles* No no... I'm actually an undercover agent with the cia, but now Ive told you ill have to kill you *jokingly in a scottish accent*
:[ Lady Van Tassel.- "Watch Your Head" // LOOOOL :
*Flight Attendant:- you dont look very serious... to be an employee of the cia
Manda:- *takes the gun out of her purse* is this serious enough to you??
*people starts to scream xD*
:[ Lady Van Tassel.- "Watch Your Head" // LOOOOL:
*Manda:- why all the world is talkin' to me abour seriousness!!? why!!? *she turns around pointin' the gun to every corner of the plane xD*
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
**one of the passengers faints*
:[ Lady Van Tassel.- "Watch Your Head" // LOOOOL dice:
*Flight Attendant:- mam... dont loose it ! you look like a psycho
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
**guy stands up* Hi Im Fergus... clearly youve had a stressful day... but please put the gun down....
:[ Lady Van Tassel.- "Watch Your Head" // LOOOOL:
*Manda:- shut up! >__>!! *she's almost is pullin' the trigger*
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
*Fergus: *Holds up hands* you don't wanna shoot anyone..
Manda:- yes i want! you are a teasin' me... ♪ ♪
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
*Fergus: Give me the gun....
*Manda: *starts yelling at him incomprehensibily in a scottish accent*
:[ Lady Van Tassel.- "Watch Your Head" // LOOOOL:
**there is a weird sound... like an alarm... its a alarme clock, everybody starts to panic o.o*
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
*Manda: *Wakes up* Damn waht a crazy dream....
:[ Lady Van Tassel.- "Watch Your Head" // LOOOOL:
**on the other side of the bed its the joker* o.o
Joker:- seriously manda... why so serious *evil laugh*
*the alarm clock sounds again, she wakes up again*
Manda:- well that was weirder than the first one.... *the tv turns on by itself* why so serious??? *the joker says, manda screams and the tv goes off again xD*
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
*Manda: *wakes up for 3rd time. Breathing heavily* That is the last time i watch the Dark Knight while drinking vodka...
:[ Lady Van Tassel.- "Watch Your Head" // LOOOOL:
*Manda:- Next time I should try with Twilight
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
**Edward Cullen steps out of shadows, grinning nastily*
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
joker: why so serious?
*manda: *shuts door in face*
:[ Lady Van Tassel.- "Watch Your Head":
*manda: "im not that serious" ¬¬
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
*joker: knocks on door
*manda: *into phone* security theres a crazy clown pounding on my door...
:[ Lady Van Tassel.- "Watch Your Head":
*police:- "o.o"... Mrs... which was ur last name?... my phone ID says Mrs. Richardson, is that correct?
manda:- yes!! theres a crazy clown pounding on my door...
police:- why dont u cut his head?
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
*Manda: Officer that isnt funny! I'm being serious!!!
*Joker: *shouting* Whhyyyyyyyyy Sooooooo Seeeeeeeerious
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
*Manda: *to joker* I'm not Sirius... I'm Rita! *turns back to ph, dialtone* hello???
:[ Lady Van Tassel.- "Watch Your Head":
*police:- jokers... they dont see that this line is for emergencies.. ¬o¬
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
*Manda: *hangs up phone with slightly too much force* Useless security...
:[ Lady Van Tassel.- "Watch Your Head":
*joker:- *blows the door with some explosives* wakey wakey mrs. richardson!!! u must start being more funny
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
*Manda - O.o *runs for fire escape*
:[ Lady Van Tassel.- "Watch Your Head":
**20 minutes later, the cops arrive xD*
*officer:- she was so serious.. and we didnt belive her o.o
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
*Manda: Look what he did to my door! Theres no way im getting my security deposit back after that!
:[ Lady Van Tassel.- "Watch Your Head":
*officer:- its ur fault è___é !! u should do more serious roles
**note; the cop its a sadist and he finds funny lady V =D*
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
*Manda: *scowls* well i hope you catch the pyscho...
**gets a curtain and hangs it across door*
:[ Lady Van Tassel.- "Watch Your Head":
*officer:- well... are you sure it was a clown? D:
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
*Manda: Of course I'm sure! He had green hair... a purple suit... messy white makeup... and some really weird scar on his mouth
:[ Lady Van Tassel.- "Watch Your Head":
*officer: that's the joker o.o! thats impossible.. u must stop doing movies D:! u think you live in one
manda: *she gives a slap on the face to the officer xD*
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
*manda: stomps off and goes inside the curtain
:[ Lady Van Tassel.- "Watch Your Head":
*officer:- you are under arrest, you hit an officer! D:... that's against the law
manda:- *she runs into her room, takes a brunette wig and a gun =D, and starts running for her life xD*
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
*manda: *climbs down the fire escape again and puts on wig, hide gun in bag*
**hails a cab and tells driver where to go in a scottish accent*
*manda: *gets driver to go to airport*
**gets ticket for next flight and sweet talks the guy into not searching her bag*
:[ Lady Van Tassel.- "Watch Your Head":
*xD
*guy:- so why are you leavin' the country? o.o..... *he recognizes her* OMG!! you are THE miranda richardson *all the cops look at them*
manda:- you are a complete... idiot *queen of hearts voice*
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
*manda: im not Miranda Richatdson.... look at my passport... Amanda Wilkinson..
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
**cops stop looking*
*flight attendant: "Oh. Sorry Miss Wilkinson. Right this way..."
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
*Manda: *falls asleep on plane, wakes up*
*Lady: Uh... dear... your hair...
*Manda: *looks in mirror, wig is askew*
:[ Lady Van Tassel.- "Watch Your Head" // LOOOOL :
*Manda:- o.o... gosh i forgot this little detail
lady: is the bathroom occupied??
Manda:- Of course its f*** occupied, what kind of question is?? *very scottish accent*
*Manda: *scottish accent* excuse me *goes to fix wig*
:[ Lady Van Tassel.- "Watch Your Head" // LOOOOL:
**5 minutes latter =D! manda comes back and the flight attendant approaches her* you look very familiar to me D:.. are you an artist or something? D:
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
*Manda: *smiles* No no... I'm actually an undercover agent with the cia, but now Ive told you ill have to kill you *jokingly in a scottish accent*
:[ Lady Van Tassel.- "Watch Your Head" // LOOOOL :
*Flight Attendant:- you dont look very serious... to be an employee of the cia
Manda:- *takes the gun out of her purse* is this serious enough to you??
*people starts to scream xD*
:[ Lady Van Tassel.- "Watch Your Head" // LOOOOL:
*Manda:- why all the world is talkin' to me abour seriousness!!? why!!? *she turns around pointin' the gun to every corner of the plane xD*
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
**one of the passengers faints*
:[ Lady Van Tassel.- "Watch Your Head" // LOOOOL dice:
*Flight Attendant:- mam... dont loose it ! you look like a psycho
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
**guy stands up* Hi Im Fergus... clearly youve had a stressful day... but please put the gun down....
:[ Lady Van Tassel.- "Watch Your Head" // LOOOOL:
*Manda:- shut up! >__>!! *she's almost is pullin' the trigger*
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
*Fergus: *Holds up hands* you don't wanna shoot anyone..
Manda:- yes i want! you are a teasin' me... ♪ ♪
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
*Fergus: Give me the gun....
*Manda: *starts yelling at him incomprehensibily in a scottish accent*
:[ Lady Van Tassel.- "Watch Your Head" // LOOOOL:
**there is a weird sound... like an alarm... its a alarme clock, everybody starts to panic o.o*
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
*Manda: *Wakes up* Damn waht a crazy dream....
:[ Lady Van Tassel.- "Watch Your Head" // LOOOOL:
**on the other side of the bed its the joker* o.o
Joker:- seriously manda... why so serious *evil laugh*
*the alarm clock sounds again, she wakes up again*
Manda:- well that was weirder than the first one.... *the tv turns on by itself* why so serious??? *the joker says, manda screams and the tv goes off again xD*
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
*Manda: *wakes up for 3rd time. Breathing heavily* That is the last time i watch the Dark Knight while drinking vodka...
:[ Lady Van Tassel.- "Watch Your Head" // LOOOOL:
*Manda:- Next time I should try with Twilight
Emma: "Most men think they're gods. Too bad their wives are atheists":
**Edward Cullen steps out of shadows, grinning nastily*
