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Post by msshayxpear on Feb 7, 2011 12:10:46 GMT 9.5
When the plumber is at your house - Any quotes from 'Spider' XD
When someone asks you about your love life - "Every night I hop on my broomstick, I fly through the bedroom window of some beautiful young man and I have my evil way with him"
The guy you fancie's girlfriend walks in when you two are chatting - "If you change your mind... just call my name. Out loud"
Before someone is about to make a speech - "If everything goes unfortunately today... you two may even make the front page"
A couple of new people walk into a group/classroom - "You're just in time to have your heads cut off"
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Post by stephowrites on Feb 22, 2011 5:33:15 GMT 9.5
Great idea for a thread! I taught my littles cousins to say: "Chop, chop there's blood everywhere. Makes you proud to be queen!" and they would yell it at the most awkward moments
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Post by msshayxpear on Feb 22, 2011 5:44:20 GMT 9.5
Hahahahahaha XD
In a group therapy session - "So, who's feeling up to sharing? Shall we start with the youngest? Lovely"
When your telling someone off and they say you are being a bit harsh - "Not as harsh as I'm going to be!"
When asked about an ex employee - "Don't talk to me about that ingrate. He's left my employment. Without a reference"
At pretty much anytime you are talking about a girl with someone - "Take her. She's yours!" XD
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